Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Now why is it you always find the Keys in the last place you look? A drunk man walks into a bar. He asks the barkeeper for some beer. The barkeeper hands him the beer. The man drinks it and spits it out in an instant shouting," What the crap is this....?!!!!"
He then procceeds to hurl all the glasses off the table and then whips out a 10 inch knife and asks the barkeeper to meet him at the back. He then storms out.
The barkeeper slowly and calmly walks out of the bar much to everyone astonishment. He returns 5 mins later to everyone's surprise, muttering " What an idiot, brings a knife to a gun fight..."
We have a tchr called Mrs Mary Lee. She has a son called Faith Lee. So we were like "Madem, Madem, change your child"s name to Faithful", she was like " WHY". An we were like so its "Faithful Lee..."
Ha man today was like no SCHOOL, so fun did nothing at all xcept sleep, swim, go trainin and like watch movie. Watched over the hedge, it was like reali funny and lame. Too bad had to go for trainin could not stay back to play with Mr.FSP our lit tchr.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
10:39 PM