Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Everyone is like changin the lay of their blog so many times, im gonna change it now too. Okay back from camp todae, it was fun. We did rappeling, rock-wall climbin, paintball, archery and obstacle course. It was seriously super fun, the food was like good but dry. I guess my platoon, alpha 3 had like the best CLT in the whole wide world. He was like damn funny and kind. The bunks were like super duper hot ><. i was practically sweatin to death, it was like wakin up every hour an tryin to go back to sleep. As a result, slept onli 4 hrs. Haiz... they should install air-con... oh well i had fun, but it was borin at night.
10:31 PM
Saturday, June 24, 2006
Ok so we like trashed everybody's butt in the dragonboating competition, so it is like good job guys.but then thats like givin yourself a pat in the back cause it is like i rowed in the boat too. we grabbed the C and B div title this year.im sure Dr. Ong is veri happy.jst hope tt they dont do the prize presentation on the first two days of school, ill miss it cause ill be at camp.Speakin of tt, i havnt even packed my bag yet...
ARGH school is starting and i onli completed like 2 subjects of HW, im like DEAD. Lucky got camp on the first two days of school;)... can like escape 4 a while. Oh man todae i like learned that i got competition events in july... i was like oh my GOSH.sir REALI, i haf???!!!!! it was like reali shocking, 'cause i havnt been training hard enough.thought this National Open U-16 was meant onli for like the other sec 2s. Oh man just hope tt i dun get trashed by the older people taking part. An then exactly 1 month after that i got a marathon, it is 23km long, i dun even think i can complete it... haiz
BAH i feel like i havnet blogged in like god knows how many years.but actually it is onli 4 like 10 days... OH GAWD i gotta stop typin all the 'yeah's and 'like's in my speech... Okay my com's mouse is spoiled,reali irritating,needta use the touchpad.SCHOOL IS STARTING.I FEEL SAD):
Okay now must go an do math report... LIFE is a BORE, everyone is TAOING ME...><
Im trying not to swear and ITS WORKING.
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.--Abraham Lincoln
I HATE BEING TAOED...
4:48 PM
Friday, June 16, 2006
Okay todaye was basically boring... had CHINESE TUITION it was okay. Tomorow haf Dragonboating Competition, hope we beat everybody else and win the whole damn thing. Watched Futurama the whole day, its sooo retarded and lame but funny.Okay needta sleep now wish me luck. Bye
HOPE WE WIN ;D
11:01 PM
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Everybodi is like saying my blog is like a joke page more than a blog, cant help it rit, wont it be borin readin about some guy's life everyday. Anyway ok fine from now onwards i will blog more about my life, OKAY.
Todae training was like borin, we didnt run lucki for that, we like just rowed an rowed an rowed an rowed. Oh an we raced with Hwa Chong JC beat them i think but i think that they were easy-rowing while we were sprinting. Oh well if ACSI C div can beat HwaChongJC 1 an 2 we must be good(jst kiddin).
Oh well my legs are aching like crazi. Was like skipping and skipping an skipping on the skipping rope. Was doing sets of 100 an 150 an like watching TV at the same time. When the show ended THEN I stopped an then counted i did 1000 altogether... legs especially my calf are damn pain.
Oh well have Dragonboating competition on Sat at Bedok reservior wish me luck :)
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. :D
7:59 PM
Wednesday, June 14, 2006
Sorry guys havnt posted in a long time...
Just some jokes from people...
While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving *right now*, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee pee last night!" "The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter." Amy Richardson-- Stafford, Virginia
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give a piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled, 'SURPRISE!' My entire family - aunts, uncles, Grandparents, cousins and all my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. "Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again." Tim Cahill--Poughkeepsie, New York
10:51 PM
The Procrastinator's Creed:
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.
2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.
3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.
4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.
5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.
7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.
8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.
9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.
11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.
12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.
13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.
14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.
10:41 PM
Sunday, June 04, 2006
The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.
For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.
Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.
Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.
Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"
The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.
I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".
"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?
"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.
5:10 PM
