Monday, August 21, 2006
Feel tired and burnt out. like BURNT out practically burnt out. like bulb explode like that (whats got this to do wif bulbs i don know). like tired... fell asleep in class for about a minute... oops luckily tchr never did realise. anyway skipped training todae tired but then went for a swim to refresh myself. LAB was funny, harry potter an the philosophers stone became harry potter an the philosophers SCONE (how i so do not know, woke up to the sound of laughter).
For PC we had gays(?) an masturbation(??????) as a topic like reali sick... anyway like didnt know there were FOUR branches of gays(arent they basically just like GAY people)
Talking both chinese and english is sooo wrong. Like basically just WRONG, but some people i know do that so they r WRONG. anyway now that im daoing some other person whos name should not be said(girl version of voldemort whos evil and stuff) for one month, im gonna talk to other cool nice people like them and him and her. anyway i haf forgotten, so fun to do tt jst forget. ha two days down, 28 days more.
A joke to keep you guys amused:
Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
9:56 PM
