Davin(:

2006-12-10T20:05:00.000+08:00

Hello again all my friends:D
again in my doing of all the tests I have negected to not post. Thus, I shall post today again instead of doing tests and hopefully make it a longlonglong post
with colours
Wow last week has been such a real busy and nice week with the completing of drama-finally, and all the carolling practices-which are totally super nice and fun, then falling sick for three days-had migraine, light-headed, and everything for tastless and funny, then shopping yesterday and christmas party planning today.
oh and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAPHNE though this will be the fourth time i wish you happy birthday and your bd was like last friday still now everybody who reads this will know though YOU probably wont read it
hoped you liked the stuff I gave you and the huge card, it was nice and cool I guess and free hugs when you are sad(: normally I charge 50 bucks per hug :P

Flying off to Taiwan next tuesday, I wonder whats there to do at Taiwan? besides eat and eat and eat and see scenery and eat and eat again... Sigh I hope I dont get fat, and when I think of all the trainings I will miss I cringe... I hope I dont lose my fitness and become SLOW when I come back. Oh dear tmrw I will take the Apollo again, and I cant kick in the bloomin thing and twist, thus I cant go really fast in it, sighsighsigh I shall get beaten again tmrw, and get beaten is really not good a feeling.

Okay I have decided to bring a skipping rope to Taiwan and skip in the hotel so that I dont lose my fitness, do pushups and situps and not eat too much. And yesterday went to Orchard to shop and we walked and walked and walked and saw all those cool tin-painted artists, ohmygosh they were like motionless for a really long time and like sooo COOL, paint and all, and we saw a band playing and they rocked But I will miss CAMP, sorry guys/girls/it/people
and
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DELIAnice party yesterday, and though this is one day late, now everybody will know as well, though you probably will not read this as well
you have got to teach me the piano okayy? You are soo really really good and you can play really well
and how can I SMILE and FROWN at the SAMETIME?
Right I shall now post something intellectual now, it was once said,
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former
In this case, this is really true. I mean like many people think too much. They make too many plans and review them all over and over again. Worry too much about everything and never get a day of proper rest. They hold hatred in their hearts and never forgive or forget.
One word of advice people, RELAX
Somethings are just factors out of your control, worrying too much about them wont do you any good-just add worry lines to your faces and make you look older So people, especially girls, stop worrying
All you can do is to do your best at those factors that you can control and stop being soo stressed out.
so SMILE(:
I guess this is quite a long post and it is quite late and I shall sleep early as I have training tmrw
night

2006-12-06T22:35:00.000+08:00

You Are In a Crunch Ice Cream

The perfect combo: a completely nuts person who likes to be touched

What Flavor Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Are You?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

2006-12-06T22:06:00.000+08:00

Your Aura is Yellow

You're a deeply happy and content person, and you enjoy sharing your cheer with others.

While you may seem like a simple optimist, there is a lot of thinking going on inside you.

The purpose of your life: bringing joy and a better life to others

Famous yellows include: Conan O'Brien, Jenny Mccarthy, Jim Carrey

Careers for you to try: Athlete, Actor, Yoga Instructor

What Color Is Your Aura?

Yellow is royalty!

Your Power Color Is Magenta

At Your Highest:

You energize yourself and push others to suceed.

At Your Lowest:

You feel frustrated and totally overwhelmed.

In Love:

You are suprised by who you attract. You're a love magnet.

How You're Attractive:

Open and free spirited, people want to explore the world with you.

Your Eternal Question:

"What is my next source of inspiration?"

What's Your Power Color?

You Should Rule Saturn

Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.

You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.

And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.

You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.

You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past.

What Planet Should You Rule?

Your Dosha is Pitta

You have a quick mind, a gift for persuasion, and a sharp sense of humor.

You have both the drive and people skills to be a very successful leader.

Argumentative and a bit stubborn, you have been known to be a little too set in your ways.

But while you may be biased toward your own point of view, you are always honest, fair, and ethical.

With friends: You are outgoing and open to anyone who might want to talk to you

In love: You are picky but passionate

To achieve more balance: Be less judgmental of those around you, and take cool walks in the moonlight.

What's Your Dosha?

You Are a Prophet Soul

You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.

Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.

Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.

No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.

You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.

Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.

A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.

You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

2006-12-05T22:22:00.000+08:00

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.

You have the confidence to make the first move.

And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.

Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!

Are You a Good Kisser?

Right... And I have never kissed a girl/boy that is outside my family...

Your Seduction Style: Au Natural

You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.

That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!

The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.

Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.

You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.

Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.

As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you.

What Kind of Seducer Are You?

2006-12-04T18:47:00.000+08:00

Your Hair Should Be Pink

Hyper, insane, and a boatload of fun.

You're a traveling party that everyone loves to follow.

What's Your Funky Inner Hair Color?

2006-11-29T20:23:00.000+08:00

HELLO FRIENDS :D
I have not posted in a while thus this will be a LONGlongLONG post!

First things first,
JONPHUA YOU EVIL GUY!!! You saboed me!!! Go put my name down for caroling! You EVILPIG! Then you go insult my nice sister Elena! She rocks okay, super nice and cool and hot and you better stop insulting her. Oh well I love my sister OCEANLOADS(: so you stop insulting her! okay you probably will not read this! but still yeah
Butbutbut caroling was fun and harmonising is super cool! It rocks!!! But singing is tiring >.< and I felt like sleeping after the practice butBUTbut still it is super cool!
Ahahahahaha! but then later came abit late for piano lesson but still the practice was fun!

This week is a super packed week. Busy through out the whole week and I guess thats good because it keeps me from being bored-out of my mind.
And went to cut my hair today! With nice sister! It looks nice I guess, yes dearest sister you are very good :D I shall cut my hair there the next time!

Training is fun now, micheal and I are going faster and faster which is good I guess.
The only thing we need to correct is our direction and minor flaws in our stroke.
and this sat we have a friendly with ACJC?
I think. Hope we can beat them! I think we can! Next year I guess we can probably get a Bronze?if we do everything correct
but I shall aim for a Silver.
At the rate we are training, I think I will get eight-packs soon!
Oh well my body is aching like anything now especially my butt which hurts everytime I move it. Guess that this means that I have not been slacking?

Earlier this week I was a Slave's Slave. The worst thing to be, because I had to carry everything and stuff and it as real tiring. Also had to clear rubbish and then fill up drinks and stuff. Really really hard work butbutbut still fun and we did lots of retarded stuff as well. So it was really funny! and crazy XD

okok a reasonably long post and my keypad is acting up, the letter L is being super weird so I shall stop here and post another day.
Davin(:

2006-11-25T23:35:00.000+08:00

Training as usual was tiring. Especially so when we use the rubber band now! But we were still first in the K2! Did something like 14km or something cause after that we had sprints and I'm sad to say that Micheal and I still cannot corddinate our sprints till perfect and we sometimes kick out but I think that comes with time right?

I feel tired, sooo tired cause today went to LYNC and saw SHAUNALD who was there for like some Amazing race thingy held at out church and he got SECOND! okok and WENT OUT WITH ELENA AND THE GANG! It was funny cause we were looking at Barbie dolls? But it was FUN and YOUOWNMEAPICYOUKNOWHOYOUARE!

And I love my BIGSISTER LOADS AS WELL :P all the time! AND DARK CHOCOLATES AND GREEN TEA!

2006-11-24T23:05:00.000+08:00

I shall pen down my thoughts for today.
In fact I shall use this blog and write down all my thoughts for that day.

It was once said,
The most basic and powerful way to connect to another person is to listen.
Just listen.
Perhaps the most important thing we ever give each other is our attention….
A loving silence often has far more power to heal and to connect than the most well-intentioned words.

I guess what this says is really true.
Sometimes listening is the best way to resolve a problem
So if you guys/girls/persons/things need a listening ear, givemme a call and I will listen. Though please dont mistake my silence for me NOT listening. Because I really am!

And Maybabies RULE! And the word "maybabies" sounds the best as well!
This is sooo cool because Marcus's bd is on the 14th, 40yearoldbigsisterElena's is on the 23th, mine is on the 24th and Amelia's on the 25th! Soo many in a row how cool is that! Maybe we shall all celebrate it together!

OUCH and I fell down today and I think sprained my wrist, WHAT A WET DAY IT WAS! Trained in the rain as well!

I had training today and I shall go training tomorrow as well! I shall train more and more and become FASTER! K2 is becoming faster and faster and faster. We shall attain high levels of teleportation and VANISH! I shall aim to go national team by next year. I shall go to SAC tmrw for the whole day after training and watch ELENA run and play touch rugby and I shall laugh(: maybe.
Right that reminds me I have to call her! Okay someday I will call her and then amuse her cause she sounds soo bored!

And I shall promise myself to sleep early for the rest of the holidays, then I can be fit and healthy and not have PANDA LOOKING eyebags.
Okay I shall go sleep now!
Good Night!

2006-11-24T23:04:00.000+08:00

How You Life Your Life

You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.

You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.

You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences.

You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?

Hmm is that true?

Maybe sometimes I guess, I really dont know...

2006-11-24T23:01:00.000+08:00

Your Values Profile

Loyalty:

You value loyalty a fair amount.

You're loyal to your friends... to a point.

But if they cross you, you will reconsider your loyalties.

Staying true to others is important to you, but you also stay true to yourself.

Honesty:

You value honesty a fair amount.

You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.

If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.

In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."

Generosity:

You value generosity a fair amount.

You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.

Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.

But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!

Humility:

You value humility highly.

You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.

And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.

You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.

Tolerance:

You value tolerance highly.

Not only do you enjoy the company of those very different from you...

You do all that you can to seek it out interesting and unique friends.

You think there are many truths in life, and you're open to many of them.

The Five Factor Values Test

2006-11-24T22:57:00.000+08:00

Your World View

You are a happy, well-balanced person who likes people and is liked by others.

You question whether many conventional views on morality are valid under all circumstances.

You are essentially a content person.

Sometimes, you consider yourself a little superior.

You are moral by your own standards.

You believe that morality is what best suits the occasion.

What Is Your World View?

2006-11-22T16:13:00.000+08:00

Okay enough of the tests. I shall post a proper entry today about the happenings in my life.
On monday, went to watch CASINO ROYALE

And he totally rocks as a JAMES BOND so cool and serious.

Okay the last three days have officially been the worst days of my life. So saddening, it is suprising how ones feelings can change over the course of 3 days. Like now I shall do my bestestbest to forget, I think by tmrw morning I will have. And of course you are free to call me anytime you want because Im still your friend(=

2006-11-22T14:47:00.000+08:00

Your Five Factor Personality Profile

Extroversion:

You have high extroversion.

You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.

You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.

Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"

Conscientiousness:

You have high conscientiousness.

Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.

Most things in your life are organized and planned well.

But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.

Agreeableness:

You have high agreeableness.

You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.

Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.

You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.

Neuroticism:

You have low neuroticism.

You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.

Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.

Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.

Openness to experience:

Your openness to new experiences is high.

In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.

You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.

A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.

The Five Factor Personality Test

2006-11-22T14:22:00.000+08:00

Your EQ is 167

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.

What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Haha sooo cool man I dont really do the lying thing so maybe I have a good EQ!!!

Soo bored for the past few days so I have been doing quizzes and putting them here. Feel free to do them as well! I shall do three tests a day!

Your Stress Level is: 11%

You are not prone to stress or worry.
While everyone encounters stress in life, you've learned to deal with it well.
You know how to keep productive and creative, even when times are tough.

How Stressed Are You?

Your Eyes Should Be Hazel

Your eyes reflect: Intellect and sensuality

What's hidden behind your eyes: Subtle manipulation

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

Hazel? Wow thats cool I guess.

Haha subtle manipulation.

Do I do that?

You Are 80% Gentleman

You are definitely a gentleman. You're very considerate and you have excellent manners.
Occasionally, you slip and do something foolish... but usually no one notices!

Are You A Gentleman?

And IM A GENTLEMAN! YAY ME!

2006-11-22T00:23:00.000+08:00

Your Love Style is Agape

You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love.

What's Your Love Style?

Your Inner Child Is Happy

You see life as simple, and simple is a very good thing.
You're cheerful and upbeat, taking everything as it comes.
And you decide not to worry, even when things look bad.
You figure there's just so many great things to look forward to.

How Is Your Inner Child?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

2006-11-19T21:48:00.000+08:00

At the school where I often volunteer the children had all recently been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at this picture when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a doctor,'" the teacher said.
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

Heyloheyloheylo,
trip was sooo fun! Totally loved it, Sigh KL was fun and i totally enjoyed it! Oh well next year shall be better!
Thanks alot amelia for helping me post!
andandand I LOVE MY OLDER SISTER BUSLOADS AS WELL(:

2006-11-13T21:35:00.000+08:00

davin chia! haha. you are annoying enough without your 101 ways to annoy people... haha. jking :)
well. this is supposed to be a fair trade... but life isnt fair, is it?
yupp. nothing much to say...
i was nice enough to post for you... :)

lovelove
byebyes!
beatriceee:D

2006-11-13T14:36:00.000+08:00

This is a 2nd edition of my 101 ways to annoy people. Enjoy:
101 Ways To Annoy People(2nd edition republished)
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog."
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either.
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with ten-cent coins.
57. Interrupt a conversation incessentially.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Okay I shall now announce that after all I think I will have a tight butt after FOUR years of canoeing. Partnering with Micheal is good, the boat glides but I still think K1 is a better aternative to training.
okay I'm back from maths tuition :/ and tomorrow I have another session. Sigh maths is not a really good topic to study and I totally am bad in it. I guess I hope I improve. I was screaming in the shower just now because my whole body is covered in abrasions! and cold water does not really help!

I feel really depressed today... guess of a certain person. but in accordance with my positive outlook, I shall not care.
BON VOYAGE JOSHUA TAN

2006-11-12T21:51:00.000+08:00

I am boredboredbored.
Today was an a-v-e-r-a-g-e day. Which is essentially another nicer way of saying a boring day.
Someone should talk to me and make me less bored. I wonder who that is? Anyone can tell me?
I am thinking of training on Wednesday as well including Friday. Maybe should I? Then I can become faster and beat more people.

Everyone should be more careful about typo errors especially about emails, I mean like you don't want to receive a wrong email right?

An Illinois lady left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. Her husband was on a business trip and was planning to meet her there the next day.
When she reached her hotel, she decided to send her husband a quick email. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which she had written his email address, she did her best to type it in from memory.
Unfortunately, she missed one letter and her note was directed instead to an elderly widow, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

DEAREST HONEY: JUST GOT CHECKED IN. EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW.

P.S. SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

A nice story about emails sent to the wrong person.
Right, also went for Marcus' and Jon's confirmation ceremony! YAY THEM, 'clap clap, it was a long and drawn out ceremony which is another way of saying that it is boring! HE looked so cool in that nice suit of his, him and JON, tie and all!

Anyway I was in church so I could not call someone, but I did call that person/it in the end. And I'm pleasently suprised that Elena remebered my name! FINALLY! (:
I shall sleep now, good night!
Davinn:D

2006-11-11T11:54:00.000+08:00

Wow K2 with Micheal is good as well. It was better than the Apollo, definitely MUCHMUCHMUCH better and faster too. And we did not put any power at all maybe we are just good or maybe cause it is Clifton's and Bryan's boat but I shall think it is the first option.

Yes and we saw Miin and her friend at Macritchie today, apparently she went there to run, I was suprised that the ground was left intact ><. Yesterday, I was late for the IRS thingy and had to WAIT OUTSIDE for the current presentation to END. Catholic High is quite big I guess and I saw BEATRICE(: in her banana uniform.

Then we started asking all the people present that were in Cat High Primary school whether they were from Noel, Phillip, Edward and someotherhousewhosenameIcantrememeber. It was soo funny to see the expression on their face. they thought we were like monsters or something!

Yesterday did like 14 km stroking with nick, guess it was okay, i wasnt that tired cause actually we wanted to do 20km but Mr. SEE said NO cause he said that we had trained long enough.

I shall be an intelluctual person now and post something smart.

To realize The value of a sister or a brother
Ask someone who doesn't have one

To realize The value of ten years:
Ask a newlydivorced couple.

To realizeThe value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realizeThe value of one year:
Ask a student whohas failed a final exam.

To realize The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.

To realizeThe value of one month:
Ask a motherwho has given birth toa premature baby.

To realizeThe value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realizeThe value of one minute:
Ask a personwho has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realizeThe value of one-second:
Ask a personwho has survived an accident.

Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.

You will treasure it even more whenyou can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend or family member:
LOSE ONE.

I guess I now know the value of a friend which I recently lost. THANKS anyway for helping me post(:
I shall post later for you if you want me to post. And I still can't figure it out... I guess I shall try to be your best friend then cause I know I can
never be one...

Okay enough of the losing people talk, this is a nice joke to cheer all the people who are having a bad day like me UP rememeber to SMILE (:

A little boy just couldn't learn. One day his teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence. He didn't know. For almost a week she asked him the same question every day, but still he couldn't come up with the right answer.
Finally, in desperation, she called the boy's father into her office. "Your boy won't tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence," she complained.
"Come here, son, and sit down," the dad said to the boy. "Now if you signed that crazy thing, just admit it so we can get out of here!" and that was the punchline if you guys did not know

Sigh I feel better already after coming up with that. I shall now end this post cause lately I have been posting longlonglong posts and I need to sleep cause I got church later.
I shall try really hard to be your best friend!!!

2006-11-09T14:20:00.000+08:00

YES!!!
And I have finished my LOTRs movie marathon watching it like FIVE TIMES already. Actually can't really call it a marathon cause I watched 3 movies in like 3 days. But heck who cares... and Legolas is soo god-damn COOL with his bow and his two curved swords. Orlando Bloom really did well playing his part.

Oh well can't find any pictures of him and his nice looking swords.

Training was okay as usual, the @!#$@!@$%^&*(@ boat is so hard to kick in and unstable, soooo irritating. I shall be an on-guy and go for training every Friday at TWO. Anyone who wants to can join us. Well it is raining AGAIN, I hate rainy days cause they mean that I cannot do anything like swimming, running etc and for a reason they make me feel sad. Today during physical, I TRIPPED OVER Fengze's FOOT. AND FELL(of course duh you mean what fly?) and it HURT, cause I sprained my ankle(I think?). But then it was fine after a minute so I got up and went back to running, guess barefoot running really works yeah!

I feel tired, guess it is because someone woke me up at 8.45 exactly yesterday morning! My com has been acting all stuffed up lately, lagging like most of the time and it is soo irritating.

I got my NEW guitar pick, and it is sooo nice. Thanks Joshua for helping me talk to that woman so that she would sell us the pick and we would not have to wait for 15 mins cause actually the shop was closed!

Wow that was a long post okay so I shall stop here. I shall be pissed or try to act because tmrw I got this wasting time ISO thing to go to and I don't wanna go! Besides I have to go clean my room.

2006-11-06T22:47:00.000+08:00

OUCH OUCH OUCH
I hate blisters TOTALLY.
Seems like kicking and twisting in the boat give you blisters but I shant bore your guys with the technicalities.

Man sometimes I get sooo pissed at the freaking buses. It seems like all the bueses that go to my house are always sooo FULL and come infrequently. Soooo irritating. This shall be my official complaint to SBS Bus Transit.

Argh today was soo tired that did not realise some guy was near to me and I accidentally poured water on his head ><
Worst of all, he scolded me, using his CHINA accent and OLD AGE as tools to scold me.

I finally figured out the cons of losing alot of weight:

1) Your clothes dont fit and this resultes in you needing to hold up your pants and walk at the same time. Resulting to the possible conseqeunce of dropping your handphone while on a bus due to the fact of stumbles.

2)More money is needed as more clothes are needed to be bought and my time and energy is spent choseing the clothes as well

3)Holding your pants up and walking at the same time is very embaressing and disastrous when in public

So you can see that losing wieght isnt that good after all. Maybe I should have not lost any weight in the first place, but that would be unhealthy.
So you guys can go and decide what is better.
Losing weight or
gaining weight or
keeping your body the way it is...

Anyway I'm still going to sleep now,
so GOOD NIGHT!

2006-11-01T17:04:00.000+08:00

guess who i am!
this is a rather stupid question to ask, because i'll probably sign off this post with my BIG BIG name... eight letters okie!? that's quite long!

yupp. im posting for davin chia because:
1. I AM VERY VERY NICE:)
2.he asked me to post for him
3.HE SAID THAT HE WOULD POST FOR ME TOO. so this is supposed to be a fair trade >< color="#006600">&&&JAY CHOU IS HOT!
like, even hotter than davin, and that's REALLY VERY HOT!!!! haha; jking, perhaps davin is hotter :D
haha. and dear davin, you'd better not die so soon, or maybe my dear brother will do cpr on you, MOUTH TO MOUTH xD

yupp. a nice post which is reasonably long for me!
BEATRICEEEEE :D

2006-10-28T20:02:00.000+08:00

Thanks alot dearest best friend for helping me post!! (:
YAY!!! I got a new layout, the old one was too BLACK and WHITE couldn't stand it anymore.
This new one is SO SO SO nice, hope you guys/girls/whoeverreadsmyblog likes it, it is like angelish!!!

Just came back from church, it was okayy and FUNNY. We had a guest speaker, actually TWO. They spoke about to HOLD or not to HOLD. Also known as BGR(aka boy girl relationship). it was really FUNNY they spoke about Body Language and Communications as well. and we all decided that WE ARE HOT.

Hahaha!!! jkjking

Anyway now I think the whole world suspects but oh well who cares. I'm not shy or anything just want to lie low and stuff.

I shall go and eat dinner.

Enjoy the new blogskin.

<3 YOU

2006-10-25T23:05:00.000+08:00

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder:	Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder:	Low
Antisocial Personality Disorder:	Low
Borderline Personality Disorder:	Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Narcissistic Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Personality Disorder:	Low
Dependent Personality Disorder:	Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Low
-- Take the Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Info --

Got this test from dear beatrice's blog, I managed to complete it. I guess it is not really true.(I hope/:)
In truth, I was just BORED and I'm NOT AN ATTENTION SEEKER OR A MANIPULATIVE GUY!!! (I am in quite good mental health!!!) missing you LOADS

LOVE <3

2006-10-24T12:14:00.000+08:00

HAPPY HARI RAYA PUASA to all my friends who celebrate it.
And thanks to my mommy and daddy who bought me a NEW PHONE. YAY, K800i somemore.
and it TOTALLY rocks!!
Yesterday did a VERY STUPID THING. I tried to dive into my bed but instead hit my head on my bedside table. And it HURTHURTHURTHURTHURT like crazy and was PAINFUL... and i blacked out for like 2 seconds and felt groggy.
Lucky my mommy helped me massage my head and now it is NOT THAT pain anymore, but still pain.
LOVE YOU<3
P.S i DO NOT LIKE BEATRICE who ever you think i LIKE.

2006-10-21T13:16:00.000+08:00

hello:)
i am posting for davin because he says that he cant be bothered to post x) and also because i am a very nice person!!!
and im talking to him on the phone now :D

davin is a very nice person, just like me:) and he's very very sweet, like an apple :D
i like apples!

yupp. i dont know what else to type here, so i shall end this post right here xD
and i may teach davin german some time in the far future...

loves<3
augviedersehn!

2006-10-15T16:35:00.000+08:00

Okay days after exams ROCK totally, the only bad thing is that now training has resumed and after all that rest suddenly training is reallyREALLY NOT A GOOD IDEA. Sigh, now my whole body ACHES... and CAN'T even sit up straight.

So and the worst thing is training is soo tiring an that all I did today was sleep and eat and sleep and eat and sleep and eat and later i got a party to go to. And now I'm stuck rowing like a noob, my good stroke before the break has VANISHED guess i need to work on it more. Bah can't row like last time 14km in a row. Now 6 and I'm like dead.

Can't wait to not get my results back I will probably get killed but oh well can't help it cause I think I did my best already. Oh I got one thing to look forward to which is my NEW PHONE. Can't wait for like 21st October!!!

Davin

2006-10-12T16:07:00.000+08:00

EXAMS are finally OVER. NO MORE STRESS.
Right so we had 10 papers(i think), out of ten, I screwed up TEN papers. So amazing right
Ah well who cares like YAY at least I passed everything, (IthinkIdid) haha exams were REALLY hard this term.

GEOG was bad, MATH was bad, ENG was bad, LIT was bad, L.SCI was bad, P.SCI was bad

CHINESE was especially BAD i dont think i understood ANYTHING the paper was about... it was ALL gibberish to me, an for answers i just CTRL+C an CTRL+V copy an pasted the whole paragraph, cause i figured out that the answer MUST be inside all those words.

I know warped LOGIC. Anyway, today we had training for the first time in like 1 month and I sort of like pang sang cause i was like the SLOWEST, and my sprints were like...... haiz need more practice i guess.

oh well YOU better STOP SAYING YOU ARE FAT AND UGLY, cause you are NOT. Loved to go iceskating with you anyway. I will probably EMBRASS MYSELF (:

DAVINCHIA

2006-10-01T22:26:00.000+08:00

Exams are round the corner, I can JUST BARELY see them. WHOO just found out my DAD had some business stuff and WE ARENT goin on a holiday anymore, are well WHO CARES. Cause I got MONEY to make my NEWESTNEWROOM. YEA!! (: so after the exams Im becoming an interior deisgner. Sounds like fun.

And today I finished P.Science. One down, three more to go plus read a book.
So YAY ME!!!

HAHA so now im gonna wish MESELF GOOD LUCK, so GOODLUCK DAVIN in the upcoming exams(:

2006-09-26T22:41:00.000+08:00

Discuss on HAPPINESS is HAVING ALOT OF FRIENDS

YES. there will be MONEY. each one 10 cents,200 friends= $20 and 20000 is $2000.
BUY computer
buy modemn, have internet get more friends, MOREFRIENDS MORE MONEY
with the money subscribe to starhub
can use internet. Use ie go to macdonalds.comsee the chicken nuggetsjuicy.
Go to the nearest MACs
Buy food, finish eating, you have a random urge to go to the zoo
At zoo, you see colourful animals. Think of your mother.
Mum say must study hard. Decide to go science center. SC closed go to discovery center.
See the magical robot GUY, say :"ahh!!!tts my friend".
Decide to haf a slumber party
at party u decide to eat toothpaste
Have another random idea to go CHINATOWN
Buy ginseng ask for a herbal party. Make all the china friends
China friend say"go CHAOYANG, make friends with the students there"
Well what does this got to do with our topic you say???
WELL at the end, make friends with the com guy,starhub man,zookeeper/animals,macdonlad's man discovery center man,people at discovery center,GEORGE discovery center robot, Cheena people and mentally disabled students
MORE FRIENDS MORE LUCK, buy 4D u win 1 big 1 small, get 5 thousand DOLLA -- HAPPINESS

if that post was offensive SORRY my brain is sort of fusing up an this is just for destressing. Better get back to studying now
TATA

2006-09-17T22:58:00.000+08:00

OKayy this is like gonna be my last post for two weeks. Today,
I, DAVIN CHIA MING JUAY, officially SWEAR to study hard and finsh all the subjects by the end of this two weeks. There will be no computer, no playing and only swimming and running. The rest of this time will be dedicated to studying and studying. This is to enable me to get good results and PLAY all i want during the decemeber hols.
In his name,
Amen

Thats it folks. This blog is officially DEAD for two weeks, ANY posting during this two weeks is considered UNOFFICIAL and is liable by punishment(what am i saying... punishing myself).
Getting late im gonna go sleep
CYA.

2006-09-13T22:57:00.000+08:00

haha this is such a nice test. haha yea miin u r bratty AND weird. Only someone like you would do that.

Man didnt realise that i wanted to talk to soo many pple. Haha my hair is SUPER LONG tmrw gonna go jin kiats salon and get it cut. Haha changed some parts of the test cause i realised that yesterday my brain wasnt working tt much haha.

Skin colour: Golden brown tan, i swim and run too much
Hair colour: Black with orange tints from sunlight and chlorine, had a strand of white hair but donno where it went
Eye colour: brown-blackish ?? i reali dono know haha i want BLUE or HAZEL coloured eyes. Tt will be soo cool and unique.
Clothes colour: Bright colours, SMILE (:
Wardrobe colour: SUPER BRIGHT COLOURS, SMILE(: (SAME AS LAST QUESTIONS)
Seven memorable things this month:

1) Getting rated 8/10

2)Using the k4 from the national team.

3) getting UNBLOCKED

4) Swearing to study and get 80 percent average for this year

5) Getting to know crazy and weird people

6) The start of the holidays!

7) talking to a cool girl haha
Six people you talked face to face this week 1) Dad, 2) Mum, 3) Marcus, 4)Joshua Tan , 5)Nick Ng 6)Jon Phua
Five things you bought recently 1) Phiten Bracelet, 2)Bendy ruler which is soo fun to play with , 3) RECESS FOOD, fried chicken and stuff. 4) Honeydew(recess), 5) Letmme think of the last thing, i know PENS lots and lots of PENS.
Four people you saw today 1) DOG, 2) Myself, 3) Nick Ng, 4) Weng Ngai
Three people you want to talk to now but cant : hmm lettme think, i guess Miin, Marcus and Elena (random names im super bored (:, i also wanna talk to Su Fern, Lyn, Rina and Jon Phua
Two things on your mind now 1) SLEEPSLEEPSLEEP, 2) WORKWORKWORK (EXAMS)

1. grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line four Abel left the house to find his chauffeur waiting for him besides his new Cadillac. Haha a line from The Prodial Daughter by Jeffery Archer, i read lotsalotsa books.
2.stretch your left arm out as far as you can. The standing fan that is on and blowing at me at full speed, donthink i can lift it

3. last thing you watched on TV? Something about how weird girls are, cant realli remeber,
4.without looking, guess what time it is. 11.05 p.m
5.the actual time? 11.08 p.m
6. what can you hear with exception of the computer? The fan WHIRLING AT FULL SPEED
7. when did you last step outside?what were you doing? 4.30, went to get a new handphone, too bad my plan hasnt expired yet. Next month 21st better come SOON
8. what did you look at before you started this survey? My ISO report
9.What are you wearing? BOXERS , yeap BOXERS. Joking... im wearing my blue striped pyjamus pants, not wearing any t-shirt or top.
11.When did you last laugh had fourfourfour4laughing fits today in school, class was crazy as usual
12.what is on the walls of the room you are in? ? White paint, and nothing else, my room's CLEAN
13. seen anything weird lately? Joshua Woo LAUGHING
14. what do you think of this quiz? a totally waste of time but fun and random
15. what is the last film you saw? What WAS THE LAS FILM I SAW... DONO...
16. becoming a multi-millionaire overnight,what would you buy? A FERRARI, A NELO, a powerboat, a house on mount rushmore and a SUPERSONIC SPY PLANE, a horse, a helicopter, a yacht and a cool nice friend who can be a girl or a boy, an AI to manage my time and finally a CRAY mainframe and a iMac Powerbook oh and a girlfriend (haha nah a joke), and clothes and clothes haha
17. tell me something about you that i don't know. I AM GAY jk (: , i am GAY (HAPPY) Bet you guys didnt know tt i had a black belt dan one in takewondo haha (:
18.what one thing would you change about the world? Less homework, more TIME, not soo WEIRD PPL
19. do you like to dance? Haha nope but it sounds fun and i would like to learn it and meet more ppl (:
20. George W Bush... american? DUh, who else has a name like tt, is the american president and hate blacks and IRAQ
21. if your first child is a girl,what do you call her? Chloe,it was suppose to be the name of my BIG SIS
22. if your first child is a boy,what do you call him? Still working on it, i will tell you when i come up when i nice name
23. have you ever considered living abroad? Yes. Auzzie ROCKS Go there and meet more HOT girls haha
24. what do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates? Hmm probably Welcome to HEAVEN, this is NOT HELL. Enjoy your stay. (dono if i DO get to heaven)

25.6 people who must do this in their journal or blog. 1)Shaunald2)Lucas 3)Joshua Tan 4)Derrick 5)Lyn 6)Miin

2006-09-12T23:07:00.000+08:00

THIRD WORLD WAR
This lasts for 28 days. Happens all the time around us in BODIES. YES BODIES. Terrorist strink themselves and go into a persons body to haf a hostile take-over of a certain LARGEST CELL. They go in low and undercover, prefering to inject themselves into a HOST body. Later, they use GPS (global positioning satellites) and their powerful nose. At a same times, millions if not billions go "IN" to increase the chances of "TAKING OVER" this CELL and "SABOTAGING" it. The first one to locate it and go "INTO" it gets full control of the CELL. It then fuses with the cell to create a powerful bio-shield. This prevents any other FOREIGN TERRORIST from entering.
They then procede to cause trouble in that part of the host. Specifically in the lower region of it.
STOMACHS SWELLS UP AND SICKNESS COMES IN THE MORNING. When this happens, WW3 ends and WW4 starts and will not end for a long time.

THIS IS A WARNING DON NOT TAKE THIS LIGHTLY... (actually this was random and crap, so u CAN take this lightly)

Oops sorry people, caught up in CAMP and HOMEWORK that i kinda forgot to update. The last few days were like chionging my homework. YAY ME finished them finally. TERM 4 starts and i gonna study like siao, coz this term aiming for 80 percent average. LATE an im gonna sleep
NITE people

2006-09-02T22:43:00.000+08:00

SO MUCH WORK!!!!! But frankly i dont reali care about them like holiday so im gona playplayplay an not gona care about work at all an do all at the last minute. Just gona be enjoying the holidays. Flag day was sooo crappy and like not fun. BORING and dumb walk around ask people for donations... super wuliao.

ARGH!! im soooo bad at Codings and like Im soooo dumb at it, designing my own new blog is gonna take sometime and like ill think i will stick with this one for the mean time. Hols are gonna be super boring i guess. Camp is gonna be fun but then haf nothing on for the rest of the week xcept training so i guess ill be free... maybe ill go see marcus play an kick people's butt in tennis.

HAPPY TEACHERS DAY -- it was fun i guess an i planned most of the stuff with fringe. YAY U GUYS ROCK!!! Next year's gonna be FUNFUNFUN

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldnt jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
Seriously. I WILL

ANYONE FREE???

2006-08-28T19:24:00.000+08:00

Over the two days been so busy couldnt spare time to blog. Now my mouse is acting up, like going on and off soo weird. Man found soo many nice quotes in my PC file, didnt even know they aere there. Cant believe the amount of work the teachers been giving us... like CMON its the last week of school and it is TEACHERS DAY. So let over the work teachers...

SAT
was reali nothing much i guess went for training LATE thanks to my stomach which acted up in the morning. sooo irritating spent like 15 mins in the toilet... anyway soo weird. Like before round ubin race it was my kick good stroke lousy. Now stroke good kick lousy... ARGH soo diff to perfect the stroke. Then later we went to eat an bought stuff for all the canoeing teachers for teachers day. Cant be bothered to go into details, we basically walked around Great World looking for nice affordable stuff in expensive places and i FORGOT to bring MONEY like couldnt eat BENS&JERRYS sooo nice love them. haiz had to sit by and watch people eat...

SUN
was fun. Had this gold star test in which i passed. Actually was first in all the stuff we had to do. Which were
1)wear lifejacket in water an like stay in help position (basically on your back) for 1 min
2)jump from this super tall jumping board with lifejack on (this one was sooo fun like WEEEEE!!!)
3)sprint 2 laps with long sleeve pyjamus an a t-shirt (this one was TIRING, swam breatstroke like was FIRST but got abrasions from the sleeves guess the pyjamus was too small for me an the pants kept on sliding OFF, so every few laps had to stop an pull my pants UP)
4)swim 1500metres (which is basically 30 laps) within 45 mins. First ten laps like backstroke, second ten laps sidestroke and last ten laps frontstroke which is freestyle or breaststroke (swam breaststroke btw) got something like 33mins like that quite fast i guess beat everyone else. Like when i got up an came back from bathing, they were still swimming.

And the guard was like "WELL DONE" (QUOTE) go take BM course an be a lifeguard(wats bm i so do not know). Then he was like "muscular boy ar" an i was like erm no lah my cca...
anyway funny thing was went a came out from my bath they were still swimming...
Then went shopping with MUM, actually i was like the baggage boy carry and lug all the stuff around didnt buy anything at all coz she forgot to bring her isetan card so next week i guess.

Argh im gonna design my own blog up from scratch coz i realise that way it is funner... but during holiday week i guess.

2006-08-25T21:09:00.000+08:00

Ok my body is freaking painful now. After not training for like a few days like died when i started to like rowed 14km... soo much and i changed my blade to a braca 4L which is super huge like 2 bigger than my normal which is a fw. Anyway i was dieing practically during training and like after training.
Guitar is soo fun i bought a new PEG lolz and started strumming again. Playing it is soo fun. Next week we are gonna do an orchestra thingy during our lesson. Interesting rite... anyway whole lot of work dumped on me this and nxt week swear the tchrs are like adding pressure... i mean school hols are coming rit???
Yes soo far im quite okay with my grades, hope i get 80 avrg for this term then can get NEW room and stuff MWAHAHAHA. next term gonna study like crazi like straight after the hols gonna mugmugmug. So during hols gonna ENJOY MYSELF LIKE CRAZI!!!

2006-08-22T22:49:00.000+08:00

ARGH SICK AS IN SICK, didnt go to school todae... LOST MY GUITAR PEG... how to strum... ahh so screwed... got work to do an like just screwed... anyway gotta sleep

You are so dumb that you tried to committ suicide by jumping off of the basement window.

2006-08-21T21:56:00.000+08:00

Feel tired and burnt out. like BURNT out practically burnt out. like bulb explode like that (whats got this to do wif bulbs i don know). like tired... fell asleep in class for about a minute... oops luckily tchr never did realise. anyway skipped training todae tired but then went for a swim to refresh myself. LAB was funny, harry potter an the philosophers stone became harry potter an the philosophers SCONE (how i so do not know, woke up to the sound of laughter).
For PC we had gays(?) an masturbation(??????) as a topic like reali sick... anyway like didnt know there were FOUR branches of gays(arent they basically just like GAY people)

Talking both chinese and english is sooo wrong. Like basically just WRONG, but some people i know do that so they r WRONG. anyway now that im daoing some other person whos name should not be said(girl version of voldemort whos evil and stuff) for one month, im gonna talk to other cool nice people like them and him and her. anyway i haf forgotten, so fun to do tt jst forget. ha two days down, 28 days more.

A joke to keep you guys amused:

Great Reasons To Be A Guy...
Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.
You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
You can kill your own food.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You don't have to clean if the meter reader is coming.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking: "He must be mad at me."
Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
Wedding dress - $2,000. Tuxedo rental - 75 bucks.
You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
You know which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
Gas (at either end) is cool.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

2006-08-20T22:33:00.000+08:00

YES an i GOT FIFTH (i think) with ZACK who died along the way. Now im HIGH an im BROWN(actually RED) from sun burn argh... someday im gonna swim an tan an make all the stupid tan lines go AWAY. i guess not as bad as other people. Pulau Ubin was soo FUN, waves were splashing up and down left and right top an bottom. Water went in but hardly came out of the kayak. FUNNY AB and BP pair SANK, lolz too much water and the boat was like sinkingsinkingsinking an they jumped OUT... (:

Water was seriously choppy today like knives like that. CHOPCHOPCHOP. very unstable like crazi. Every 2 strokes must stop... soooo frustrating boat went flying in the AIR up and down bouncingbouncingbouncing like ball... YES todae JUSTIN came back from sarawak, wonder how it was. Oh yes my HANDS R WRECKED I TELL U WRECKED..... BLISTERS AND CALLUES(is tt how u spell it) like all over... got FOUR blisters and two BURST. PAINPAINPAINPAINPAIN...

IM gonna DAO for one month...
so 29 more days to go (:

2006-08-18T22:33:00.000+08:00

All people have good qualities so everyone has good and bad points. The thing in life is we must look at a person's good points and not think about his or her bad points. This way we look at people from their good side is better than looking from their bad side. SO never EVER judge a person by his/her skin even though she/he is a good for nothing evil lying bitch/bastard.

Random post, tt was a random post. Im nice and cute? oh reali? thanks then i guess thats wat my other friends say bout me too. lolz (:wheee todae had holiday, was bored went to school in the morn for this math remedial then had this prefect meeting. WOW i was selected to be in the "fringe" com for tchers day. Bascially do stuff for teachers day make teachers feel good i guess, make their day an stuff. Oh an we hatched an evil plan to snatch away 250 of the free postcards to post teachers a nice letter by stuffing them into our BAG. MWAHAHAHAHA SO EVIL RITE. (i guess). Oh went to seoul garden again today had lunch wif canoeist friends ATEATEATE felt fat and stuff but didnt care anyway this Sun got marathon 22KM SOOO LONG SIA.

Learnt a new word todae, Zhng(Zhe-eng) which is making something nice and pretty and stuff like tt. Ha meeting soo funi and FUN should haf MORE of tt i guess. An we get to clock CST hours. GOT TWO ALREADI. BEAT TT!!!

FORGETFORGETTINGFORGOTTEN...
Whats Left of Me...

2006-08-17T21:57:00.000+08:00

A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton

Makin' my way downtown,
Walkin' fast,
Faces pass and I'm homebound.

Starin' blankly ahead,
Just makin' my way,
Makin' a way through the crowd.

And I need you,
And I miss you,
And now I wonder...

If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think timewould pass me by? '
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you...
Tonight.I

t's always times like these
When I think of you,
And wonder if you ever think of me.

'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong.
Livin' in your precious memory.

'Cause I need you,
And I miss you,
And now I wonder...
f I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time
ould pass me by? '
Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you...
Tonight.

I, I, don't wanna let you know
I, I, drown in your memory.
I, I, don't wanna let this go.
I, I, don't.

Makin' my way downtown,
Walkin' fast,
Faces pass and I'm homebound.

Starin' blankly ahead,
Just makin' my way,
Makin' a way through the crowd.

And I still need you,
And I still miss you, A
nd now I wonder...
If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think timeWould pass.. us by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles If I could just see you...

oh oh

If I could fall into the sky,
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you.
If I could just hold you....

Tonight.

reali sums up wat im feeling rite now
trying to smile (:

2006-08-16T21:01:00.000+08:00

OH so We BEAT RAFFLES LIKE CRAZI with a score of 15 to 10. YES WE ROCK. OMSon todae like cheered till got no voice alreadi. SORE THROAT and its PAIN. ha anyway like we got GOLD and HOLIDAY, dunno when though. Oops todae went to class LATE after recess, Talked to stan for too long, yes and stan u r rit, it is her lost for not choosing me btw many other people say that too, yes an she has bad taste lolz keep it a secret. (: anyway rekha was kind to me todae didnt scold like i immediatly said SORI and she was like nothing to say alreadi.

Haiz i didnt mean it tt way okay miin, like u know wat it means, sori if i offended u okay.Ill like remove it. Yea but still would like you as a friend. Class was funny, is always funny with shaunald and daryl and timtan in our class. LAUGHEDLAUGHEDLAUGHED. played badminton, realirealireali not good at badminton and my arms HURT from all the smashes by NICHOLAS, he smash soo FAST and make me run round the whole court. LOLZ funnytiring but FUN.

FORGIVENESS IS GOOD
WE ARE ACSI AND WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU!!!

About the FTP(foreign talent policy)

Our interviewer Philip J. Ratman interviews Mr. Carey Ball, the head consultant of Scrotum Sachs, a world renowned economics consultant who is advising the Singapore parliament on how to explain the current recession to Singaporeans. Read the inside scoop on the kind of reasons that will be given to you to explain this recession!!!

Philip J Ratman: Hello Talkcockers! I have with me Mr. Carey Ball who is advising the Gahmen on how to explain explain the recession. Welcome Mr. Ball, let me start by asking, why are you being appointed?

Mr. Carey Ball: Well Philip, the government is drawing a complete blank as to why Singapore is hit with a second recession in the span of 3 years and they are scurrying for suitable explanations. That is why they hired us, an Ang Mor, sorry, foreign talent, consultant firm to give them some pointers.

Philip J Ratman: So could you tell us exactly what strategies you will be adopting to explain the bad state of the economy?

Mr. Carey Ball: Certainly. Well I've come up with a two-pronged strategy to explain the bad economy, and these are as follows: a) Blame the US economy b) Blame the Singaporean (Pink IC holders only)

Philip J Ratman: Could you explain further? You mean the government is not going to take any responsibility for the economy?

Mr. Carey Ball: Of course not! The government is never responsible for a bad economy, only a good one. Don't you know your basic principles of governance? Clearly, bad things are always due to other people and external factors. Like the US economy. Since the US economy is in a slowdown, we will tell Singaporeans that our economy is closely tied to the US economy and that we are heavily affected by any movements in the US economy.

Philip J Ratman: Wow! That is really clever... but could you explain further about the strategy of blaming the Singaporean?

Mr. Carey Ball: But of course. Our second strategy is to scold the Singaporeans, saying that it is their fault that the economy is in recession. We will say that because of their reluctance to upgrade themselves and acquire new skills, they are unable to keep pace with "the New Economy". We are therefore blaming them for their unemployment woes. Philip J Ratman: But what exactly is this term "New Economy"? I've been hearing a lot about this term lately but no one can come up with a definition of what is meant by "New Economy". Could you explain?

Mr. Carey Ball: Well, Philip, you are right. There is no definition of the term "New Economy" because no such definition exists! It is just a term we invented so that we can make it the bogeyman for all of Singapore's problems. For example, a) the falling value of the Sing Dollar - New Economy is the cause b) Cutting of Employer CPF contribution - New Economy is the cause c) MNCs relocating to Malaysia - New Economy is the cause So as you see Philip, most of Singapore's most difficult problems can be explained by inventing a new term and giving that as the reason for all of Singapore's problems.

Philip J Ratman: Now I see very clearly! It's just like the term "Asian Values". It is used time and again but no one really knows what it means!

Mr. Carey Ball: That is exactly my point! And we consultants pride ourselves on coming up with these wonderfully nebulous terms that can mean whatever we want them to mean. Now you know why they say consultancy is a mix of 'conning' and 'insulting'.

hilip J. Ratman: That's amazing. I can see why they're paying you the big bucks! I'm afraid that we have to leave it at that and thank you for the interview. This is Philip J. Ratman, for Talkingcock.com signing off and remember: When a relative gets sued, start distancing yourself by writing fiction!!!!

TAKEN FROM talkingcock.com (no sexual connotations watsoever)

2006-08-15T22:31:00.000+08:00

HAPPY be HAPPY!
SMILE PEOPLE (:

ha i feel happy after letting GO and forgetting. lolz like im high now lor, dun care bout relationship now. Gona try go back to my old nice life being a nice guy with normal behaviours. HAHA anyway through this thing met a few friends gonna keep in touch, learnt some valuable stuff too, which is never ever like a girl wholeheartedly esp one like tt. DONO y i like in the first place... SO DUMB ME.

ANYWAY im happy and high todae cause got OVER it. HA i beat my stupid heart and feeling into submission. ANYWAY HEART MENDED LIAO. GOT SOMETHING LIKE 889 more pieces to go to stick together, but it is a start. ANYWAY, friends an ppl help alot, mostly in distracting me soo i dun think bout tt retarded incident. im gonna superduper nice from now onwards and help every single friend in need(including TIMONG) lolz. So got prob aproach me your friendly nice neighbourhood prefect and ill try to help!!!

ha so didnt know forgetting was soo easy once the truth is known. TODAE cut my superduper long hair, but when it goes back gonna be nice i guess, just shortshortshort now lolz (: OH YES gonna try not to swear at ALL. HAHA gonna be hard but then good for me i guess.

OOPS todae abit HIGH i guess HIGHIGHIGHIGHIGHIGHIGHIGHIGHIGHIGH lolz.
Oh ur company in bizworld has expanded to sell SPECS, YES SPECS, made using PAPER lolz a joke rit. FUN i GUESS.

CHEERS
SMILE (:

2006-08-14T22:45:00.000+08:00

LOVE-- pronounced LUA--V

Strange weird feeling that develops between a GEAL and a BOIY when the BOIY excreats external externally produced hormores called PHERMONES. Thus because of this a CHEMICAL reaction is caused and there is MAGNETIC feeling. May be caused because the BOIY is dumb enough to admit to the GEAL about this ATTRACTION.

WARNING!!! GEALS are UNPREDICTABLE and can BREAK your HEART anytime. THIS CAUSES A HOLE OR PAIN OR DULL ACHE IN YOUR HEART aka HEARTACHE. Therefore GEALS are dangerous and BOIYs are adviced to stay away till THEIR HEART IS SOLIDIFIED, this happens after they ATTEND THE ARMY, a.k.a NS a.k.a NATIONAL SERVICE. ALSO they haf this HIGHER REALM ability called MANIPULATE, in short they manipulate nice innocent BOIYs to buy stuff for them then TEAR THEIR HEART into a THOUSAND PIECES. SO NEVER APPRROACH A GIRL (xceot yr mum, sis, aunt, cousins, family related) cause this evil thing will happen to U. (tts not my fault U HAF BEEN WARNED)

ANYWAY wat am i crappin about...
14 km todae for training for the marathon. FEELING CONFUSED SAD HAPPY TIRED AND DUMB. DEAD todae nv bring PC file and LA file, HAF NOTHING TO FILE INSIDE ANYWAY. TMRW I AM SCREWED. IM feeling realirealireali confused now... OH i GONNA TAKE UP KRAV MAGA.

TODAY LAA was funny, shaunald said tt MRS DUBOSE RAPED MAYELLA EWELL IN TKAMB
FUNNY WHOLE CLASS LAUGHED...

should i believe u... dunno no more liess i guess...

2006-08-11T20:54:00.000+08:00

Todea an yesterday was soo DEPRESSING it is surprising how ones feelings can change over two days, couldnt concentrate at all in school forgot to bring my LAA essay luckily tchr was kind so let me emailed her.

Then to distract myself from thinkin too much went back to school to help in the parking duty for some Methodis thingy of school reali had a period of silence i guess. Dougy was sooo funi he an kevin were like arguing and he was like running around and dancing in the middle of the road for what i do not know y?
I apologise in advance for anyone i incur the wrath of, these days just not in my normal mood...
Cant stop thinking, sooooo DUMB. ><

DOES ANYONE FREAKIN CARE BOUT ME...

shouldnt haf told in the first place should haf lied... this is dumb.... yea an i kw JT told me i know the whole truth...

i now know the meaning of heartache.

DEPRESSION and SADNESS are a FEATURE of MY LIFE...

2006-08-10T17:59:00.000+08:00

Ha 22km, I beat u PULAU UBIN. Ok so todae we kayaked round Pulau Ubin so fun but difficult at times. So HIGH waves and soooo ROUGH waters but WHEE so fun when the waves go over the boat like BOOM then water washes by.

On they way we stopped at Frog Island and we ate lunch there and had a sort of picnic and it was FUN. But then after that it was soo tiring all the salt water splashing into my face, eyes were tearin like crazy and all RED and WATERY. Ha but then soo FUN.

SO tired like wanna faint.

Oh reali yea miss u too. Hope we do that again.

2006-08-08T23:18:00.000+08:00

ARGH sooooo frustrating, must improve my LOUSY stroke.... ENTRANCE and EXIT is soo hard to perfect...
Entrance -- lean forward 5 to 10 degress an rotate body 30 degrees, stretch forward and pull the water
Exit -- when finishing the stroke flip the blade out of the water so that your arm is in a right angle 90 degrees. The body must turn and legs kick to keep balance and add more power to the stroke
Sounds soooo easy but actually sooo DIFF. Gona be damn on and go everytime an quickly improve, must clock 2.15 mins 4 500m by the end of this term...

Ok so u know but i dun reali care cause like it is a natural thing u know, besides donot that u had tt way of thinking as well... (=

APOLLO ROCKS

2006-08-03T22:28:00.000+08:00

SCHOOL was SLACK.
EW didnt come, LH was on MC and chinese was like 1hr and 20mins LONG and music 40 mins LONG, so added up was TWO HOURS of FREE PERIOD. Did all the homework due and like slept for 20 mins as there was nothing to do.

Went for a health check-up, apparently i haf a straight back but my left side is more muscular than my right (wonder y?). Training was sooo fun, WHEEE now i can kick and twist in the K ( tts is most of the time), the winds were STRONG and I almost capped...

We learnt 4 new notes todae in guitar lesson. The lower D,E,F,G of the notes so FUN. So much hw gonna DIE.

2006-07-30T21:05:00.000+08:00

sore ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sôr, sr)adj. sor·er, sor·est
Painful to the touch; tender.
Feeling physical pain; hurting: sore all over.
Causing misery, sorrow, or distress; grievous: in sore need.
Causing embarrassment or irritation: a sore subject.
Full of distress; sorrowful.
Informal. Angry; offended. n.
An open skin lesion, wound, or ulcer.
A source of pain, distress, or irritation. tr.v. sored, sor·ing, sores

YES an my body is SORE from sat training. Like so many push-ups. Like sorry, i was joking dun be angry pls.

2006-07-26T22:05:00.000+08:00

ARGH!!! this is so infuriating, Lyn's msn is still not working (i think) so like it is ONE WHOLE page of hellos an no reply... and on Sunday during prize presentation I was called as Joshua Lim, hello prize guy it is DAVIN CHIA not Joshua Lim. Anyway, still got the bronze. Todae we had a chinese test during the chinese period made by the chinese teacher an conducted by the chinese teacher. Was like DyingDiededDead, sooo difficult, i dumbly wrote two words wrongly so noobidynoobynoob.

HAIZ!!! damn needto break my 12 chin-ups circle thingy gonna do at lest 40 everyday. Hmph so dumbidydumbydumb.
Oh an wat do u call an indian in a red sarong, (my friend told me this).
ANS: KIT KAT
And Mr BC, USA does control the UN economically, they have the power to veto stuff that are not in their economic interest!!!!!

Got this cool hacking game who u r a hacker that hacks into hackerable databases to hack things out an hack away with them an making money in the process. Never knew being a virtual hacker hacking into hackable hack-proof servers was soooo fun.

But i swear by my mouse tt ill beat you u supervirussymonsterirritatingdumbvirusfromcomputerhell so u GO back to HEAVEN.

2006-07-22T22:51:00.000+08:00

I GOT THIRD. I GOT THIRD. I GOT THIRD. Yea so happy an onli trained in the K1 for like 9 times. Wheee, BP so fast beat me by like 20 secs, which is like an ETERNITY.

Gotanotherevent tmrw, K2 500m with ZACK. Im gonna try WIN
I NEED LUCK...

2006-07-22T00:06:00.000+08:00

BOB (battle of the bands) was sooo fun. Our school rox and like barker is not too bad and crescent screwed up all the songs they played. Being a real kind and good friend, i waited with my goodfriend(i think so) for her mum and MISSEDED my bus.

I know who u like, but wondering y do u like him... Dun worry this is a secret between us, my lips r zipped. (: Tmrw got competition at 4, K1 1000m, so like guys if got time come and support me at macritchie. Sunday got too at 3, K2 500. Gonna be soo cool if friends do reali come.

WISH ME LUCK!!!

2006-07-18T23:07:00.000+08:00

Was being soo kind todae
1) Gave my seat to some old lady in the bus
2) gave a woman my taxi
3) held open a door for an old man
4) returned a lost wallet
I feel HAPPY(:

ARGH but cant talk to Lyn, her msn for some reason is stuffed up, wont work...
Drank soo much water todae, im becoming a CAMEL!
I may stand a chance at the 1000m race after all,

IM JUST GONNA WHACK!!!(:

2006-07-17T23:06:00.000+08:00

I FEEL LIKE CRYING SO BADLY

Like I feel so dejected today. Joshua has something on on Sat an IM replacing him as the guy who is rowing in K1 1000m. Im so gonna get trashed like shit so like HELL im just GONNA WHACK and like row my best...

YUP an took the Apollo today, did like 6km of stroking and sprints and rundowns. Then later paired up with Zacary and did 2 sets of K2 500m sprints. Like after todays training, i dun feel so bad after all, like gonna take the Apollo on this thursday to... my last training till i GET TRASHED.

YEA today i bought Clean and Clear Acne Speed Clearing Gel, just realised how many pimples i have gotten cause of all the late nights doing work. It cost me like 4.90. More money to claim from MUM. OH YES an Miin a linked yr blog alreadi so like RELAXED i said i would didnt I!!!

Oh an my dear MUM went off to Auzzie todae. For business i guess. HAVE A NICE TRIP MOMMY!!!(:

I HATE GETTING UTTERLY HUMILIATED!!! ): (i hate pimples too)

2006-07-15T21:47:00.000+08:00

Training todae was COOL. I took the Apollo 70. That boat rocked like siao damn good glide and balance an i love it. And like my stroke was good in it yea!!!! An like sir said if i can handle this boat i can handle the hybrids and scorpians and raptors and nelo!!! (YES!!!!)

So like todae LYNC was dman nice and funi. Visitors from this Boat called Doulus(something like tt 4got the spelling) it was soo damn cool and like fun. They were reali nice with all the skids and stuff and like funi jokes. So we were like clappin and clappin and being reali clappi. I so dont know tt u haf to haf boats and stuff to be in the St. Andrews soccer team. Cant play soccer for nuts anyway. I reali suck at it.

LYNC RAWKS

2006-07-14T21:20:00.000+08:00

Todae because of this terrible disease called SLEEP and this monster called TRAFFIC i went 4 mins late for prefect fall-in and like luckily Cheang Jin was in a good mode... or else i would have been DEADED.

So like school was okay, im like dead cause like got freakin lots of projects 5 to be exact. So like why are people taoing me and like i DO NOT LIKE ANY PEOPLE.

I DO NOT LIKE ANYONE (:

2006-07-13T22:26:00.000+08:00

Todae... was boring but guitar lessons were fun. Training was quite nice, paired up with AB this time. That guy was like strong. But todae he was like focusing on technical, and we were like slow but it didnt matter cause like went he did put power, we flew. As in literally and figuratively and like FAST man. OMGosh Ab u are so strong.

An like zack pissed me off todae an like made me break my none swearin promise like two weeks alreadi. He made me like swear 3 F words in one sentence at him... i was like controllin myself or he would haf been dead...

One moment of patience may ward off great disaster. One moment of impatience may ruin a whole life. IM TRYING NOT TO SWEAR!!!

2006-07-11T22:17:00.000+08:00

School todae was HELL. For once this monster called TRAFFIC stopped me and i got to school LATE for my prefect MEETING. AN MR.B scolded me... like MY CLASS WAS PLAYIN PING-PONG. I am so DEAD. Joshua tan calls me "handsome Davin", tts sounds so GAY.

Runnin was okay, like went late had to go for a maths presentation. We ran 4km and AB uses 12.5 kg weights for bicep curl. OMGosh tts soo much, i use 10... so WEAK. He made me feel INFERIOR, like he was angel and i was rat... damn cant do any chinese project, not part... like soo bored whenever i see chinese....

CHINESE is HARD... HOW DO I LOOK?

2006-07-08T23:03:00.000+08:00

Training was like cool and fun todae, it was reali short did like 6km and then 6 sets of 100m sprints. OKAY YINBIN AND JOSHUA TAN are soo fast, they did like 100 percent for the whole long distance set. OMG an like got beaten by them. NOOOO why is my K1 sooo slow and unstable but my K2 quite fast... An later we like did drills, i was soo dumb did like spear drill and capped... fun but retarded...(: Yea todae went to St. Andrews Catherdral, so funi an fun. The pastor was funi and everyone was clappin an clappin.

An like todea my mum and dad bought my a GUITAR. MUAHAHAHAHAHA, now can torment neighbours and family with my playing. Guitar rocks and like i LOVE IT.

THANK YOU MY PARENTS FOR MY GUITAR!!! MWUHAHAHAHA!!!

2006-07-07T21:38:00.000+08:00

Okay for some reason, my appetite has like increased in the past few days, duno y... Just ate like 3 bowls of rice for dinner, oh man i dun wanna be FAT again...

Okay took a hotness test todae:

1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOUHAVE?
a) Dark*
b) Light

2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANTTO:
a) Go to a party
b) Go out to eat*

3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOROUT OF:
a) Black
b) Red
c) Blue*
d) Grey

4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUTOF:
a) Running
b) Working out*
c) Playing video games

5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUTOF THEFOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
a) Hollister
b) Old Navy
c) Abercrombie

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACEOUT OFTHE FOLLOWING?
a) hawaii*
b) London
c) florida

7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOURATHER GOTO:
a) The Beach*
b) The Movies

8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May*
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December

9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends*

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITEINSTRUMENTOUT OF:
a) Guitar*
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle

**ANSWERS** ^_^
1.a. dark= sexy [5points]
b. light = sweet [2 points]

2.a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]

3.a. Black = Goth [2]
b. Red = loud [3]
c. Blue = cool [5]
d. Grey = Dark [5]

4.a. Running = active [2]
b. Working out = cool [5]
c. Playing video games = nerd [2]

5.a. Hollister = tasteful [7]
b.Old Navy= laid back [2]
c. Abercrombie= stylish [5]

6.a. hawaii = you like being aroundpeople [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like thecold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]

7.a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. the movies = entertainment [2]

8.a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l. December = warm [3]

9.a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]

10.a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]

Scores!!!
!UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN
18-20=OKAY
21-35 = Rather HOTT
36+ =REAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLY HOTT...

So like my total was 42 and im like reallllllllllly hot, am i?

Needta control my DIET, I dun wanna be FAT AGAIN!!!

2006-07-04T22:14:00.000+08:00

Todae we went to a rubbish burnning plant. It was sooo full of rubbish.an smelly an stinky but all in all quite cool. Cause it is like burning rubbish= scrap metal+energy=money. So it is like no cost but alot of revenue. Didnt know burning rubbish is so profitable rite?

IT was HOTHOTHOT todae, training was running and i got BURN! We sprinted 2.4km, my legs are ACHING. but YES, i can keep up with clifton, i can keep up with cilfton, i can keep up with clifton(fyi Clifton is this super fast sec 3 super strong guy who runs an sprints and kayaks damn freakin fast). So i guess skipping works.

But then again ran too fast, got mild heat stroke, felt sick, wanted to vomit. Luckili didnt. ARGH!!! Everywhere is aching, esp chest, hamstring and abs, did so many sit-ups and push-ups 4 punishment...><

IM RED AND DANIEL ANG IS CRAZI (dun tell him i said tt)

2006-07-03T22:02:00.000+08:00

Training todea was like irritating, i couldnt concentrate and like zacary couldnt concentarte too. Our Comp is like in 3 freakin weeks. Dunni what we gonna do ><. Okay after that we went to Soul Garden ( is tt how itis spelled? i dunno ) The food was like nice, the tables were soooooo high, everyone was like standing up to eat which i find dumb. They (not me) were like playing with the food and like, Benedict whats up with ice-cream fried prawns?????? Okay updated the layout of my blog and like sori for all the love stuff, it just came with the blog. It was damn irritating, the @#$$@%^&**%#computer like kept hanging and d/cing from the internet. Oh gosh, im like DUMB, y in the world did i sleep for 4 hrs fr 5 to 9... Waste time and NOONE, NOONE in the family woke me up. Noone is like replying my smses and msges, im bored...

I LOVE ICE WATER (:

2006-06-27T22:31:00.000+08:00

Everyone is like changin the lay of their blog so many times, im gonna change it now too. Okay back from camp todae, it was fun. We did rappeling, rock-wall climbin, paintball, archery and obstacle course. It was seriously super fun, the food was like good but dry. I guess my platoon, alpha 3 had like the best CLT in the whole wide world. He was like damn funny and kind. The bunks were like super duper hot ><. i was practically sweatin to death, it was like wakin up every hour an tryin to go back to sleep. As a result, slept onli 4 hrs. Haiz... they should install air-con... oh well i had fun, but it was borin at night.

2006-06-24T16:48:00.000+08:00

Ok so we like trashed everybody's butt in the dragonboating competition, so it is like good job guys.but then thats like givin yourself a pat in the back cause it is like i rowed in the boat too. we grabbed the C and B div title this year.im sure Dr. Ong is veri happy.jst hope tt they dont do the prize presentation on the first two days of school, ill miss it cause ill be at camp.Speakin of tt, i havnt even packed my bag yet...

ARGH school is starting and i onli completed like 2 subjects of HW, im like DEAD. Lucky got camp on the first two days of school;)... can like escape 4 a while. Oh man todae i like learned that i got competition events in july... i was like oh my GOSH.sir REALI, i haf???!!!!! it was like reali shocking, 'cause i havnt been training hard enough.thought this National Open U-16 was meant onli for like the other sec 2s. Oh man just hope tt i dun get trashed by the older people taking part. An then exactly 1 month after that i got a marathon, it is 23km long, i dun even think i can complete it... haiz

BAH i feel like i havnet blogged in like god knows how many years.but actually it is onli 4 like 10 days... OH GAWD i gotta stop typin all the 'yeah's and 'like's in my speech... Okay my com's mouse is spoiled,reali irritating,needta use the touchpad.SCHOOL IS STARTING.I FEEL SAD):
Okay now must go an do math report... LIFE is a BORE, everyone is TAOING ME...><
Im trying not to swear and ITS WORKING.

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.--Abraham Lincoln

I HATE BEING TAOED...

2006-06-16T23:01:00.000+08:00

Okay todaye was basically boring... had CHINESE TUITION it was okay. Tomorow haf Dragonboating Competition, hope we beat everybody else and win the whole damn thing. Watched Futurama the whole day, its sooo retarded and lame but funny.Okay needta sleep now wish me luck. Bye

HOPE WE WIN ;D

2006-06-15T19:59:00.000+08:00

Everybodi is like saying my blog is like a joke page more than a blog, cant help it rit, wont it be borin readin about some guy's life everyday. Anyway ok fine from now onwards i will blog more about my life, OKAY.

Todae training was like borin, we didnt run lucki for that, we like just rowed an rowed an rowed an rowed. Oh an we raced with Hwa Chong JC beat them i think but i think that they were easy-rowing while we were sprinting. Oh well if ACSI C div can beat HwaChongJC 1 an 2 we must be good(jst kiddin).

Oh well my legs are aching like crazi. Was like skipping and skipping an skipping on the skipping rope. Was doing sets of 100 an 150 an like watching TV at the same time. When the show ended THEN I stopped an then counted i did 1000 altogether... legs especially my calf are damn pain.

Oh well have Dragonboating competition on Sat at Bedok reservior wish me luck :)

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. :D

2006-06-14T22:51:00.000+08:00

Sorry guys havnt posted in a long time...
Just some jokes from people...

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving *right now*, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee pee last night!" "The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me were screams of laughter." Amy Richardson-- Stafford, Virginia

"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ring downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give a piggyback ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled, 'SURPRISE!' My entire family - aunts, uncles, Grandparents, cousins and all my friends were standing there! My girlfriend and I were frozen in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity. "Since then, no one in my family has planned a surprise party again." Tim Cahill--Poughkeepsie, New York

2006-06-14T22:41:00.000+08:00

The Procrastinator's Creed:

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

2006-06-04T17:10:00.000+08:00

The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it.

A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed.

For example, was the man religious in life? Attend church? No? St. Peter told him that's bad.

Was he generous? give money to the poor? Charities? No? St. Peter told him that that too was bad.

Did he do any good deeds? Help his neighbor? Anything? No? St. Peter was becoming concerned.

Exasperated, Peter says, "Look, everybody does something nice sometime. Work with me, I'm trying to help. Now think!"

The man says, "There was this old lady. I came out of a store and found her surrounded by a dozen Hell's Angels. They had taken her purse and were shoving her around, taunting and abusing her.

I got so mad I threw my bags down, fought through the crowd, and got her purse back. I then helped her to her feet. I then went up to the biggest, baddest biker and told him how despicable, cowardly and mean he was and then spat in his face".

"Wow", said Peter, "That's impressive. When did this happen"?

"Oh, about 10 minutes ago", replied the man.

2006-05-25T22:31:00.000+08:00

Clever Sayings?

1)There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
2)Why is abbreviation such a long word?
3)Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
4). . . every morning is the dawn of a new error.
5)For people who like piece and quiet . . . a phoneless cord!
6)I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
7)Mental Floss prevents moral decay!
8)Madness takes aits toll. Please have exact change ready.
9)Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home.
10)Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
11)There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.
12)I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
13)Did you ever stop to think . . . and forget to start again?
14)A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
15)I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.
16)Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.
17)If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
18)Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" . . . 'till you can find a rock!
19)Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.
20)If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
21)If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
22)It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
23)Help Wanted: Telepath . . . you know where to apply.
24)Mechanic's slogan: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
25)Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
26)Dain bramaged.
27)Department of Redundancy Department.
28)Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!
29)What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

2006-05-23T22:57:00.000+08:00

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity.

A guy goes into the bar and sits down and orders a drink. Other than the bartender, there's no one else in the place. All of a sudden he hears a voice that says, "Nice suit." He looks around and doesn't see anyone and the bartender looks busy washing some glasses. A little while later the same voice says, "Nice Tie." The guy looks around again and doesn't see anyone. He finally asks the bartender if he just said something.

"No," replied the bartender, "it wasn't me. It was probably the peanuts though. They're complimentary."

Yes BD tomorrow... com laggin. oh well gd nitez then...

Few friendships would survive if each one knew what his friend says of him behind his back.

2006-05-23T22:39:00.000+08:00

Now why is it you always find the Keys in the last place you look?

A drunk man walks into a bar. He asks the barkeeper for some beer. The barkeeper hands him the beer. The man drinks it and spits it out in an instant shouting," What the crap is this....?!!!!"
He then procceeds to hurl all the glasses off the table and then whips out a 10 inch knife and asks the barkeeper to meet him at the back. He then storms out.
The barkeeper slowly and calmly walks out of the bar much to everyone astonishment. He returns 5 mins later to everyone's surprise, muttering " What an idiot, brings a knife to a gun fight..."

We have a tchr called Mrs Mary Lee. She has a son called Faith Lee. So we were like "Madem, Madem, change your child"s name to Faithful", she was like " WHY". An we were like so its "Faithful Lee..."

Ha man today was like no SCHOOL, so fun did nothing at all xcept sleep, swim, go trainin and like watch movie. Watched over the hedge, it was like reali funny and lame. Too bad had to go for trainin could not stay back to play with Mr.FSP our lit tchr.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

2006-05-21T23:05:00.000+08:00

too tired to blog...

BYE

P.S im thinking of another joke right now, so dont pester me ok...

2006-05-19T22:26:00.000+08:00

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they
spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was
difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota
and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following
day.
The husband checked
into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an
email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and
without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from
her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory
following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting
messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's
son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the
computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just
arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared
for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your
journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

2006-05-19T22:07:00.000+08:00

Oh man, results were released today, did quite okay i guess... very careless could haf gotten like 40 marks more overall... man tt sure reali sucks. Yes topped the class in Geog and History. But then the other subjects did quite averagely.

Yesterday, there was like trainin. It was kinda different, trainin was in Kallang. We dragonboated like for 6 to 7 km, it was like damn tirin but fun i guess. First half was like in the 12 man boat while second half was in the 24 man boat with the sec 1s. It was damn tirin cause like the sec 1s were slackin, their strokes were all off and they were not pullin their weight so we the xperienced sec 2 had to do their work. Now my hand and back ache cause of them. An yes we beat the sec 3 and 4 and yr 5 in dragonboatin sprint but then again it was hard as we were in a 24 man crew boat while they were in a 12 man crew boat.

Today was like very tirin after school went to prefect training workshop. It was fun but then the first part was like the tokin part veri borin i fell asleep for like a 10secs at one time an then jerk back awake. Happened alot of times damn embarressin... i think on Monday im gonna bring coffeee so i dun fall asleep. lolz

oh well gonna sleep soon tmrw got trainin.

CHOW

2006-05-16T22:31:00.000+08:00

Too tired after training cant be bothered too type stuff. Just a HAPPY BIRTHDAY shout out to MARCUS.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

2006-05-14T21:15:00.000+08:00

101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector stripsinto peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either.

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

2006-05-13T22:57:00.000+08:00

oh man so bored, today had training again... my whole body is like sore now. We ran like the same as yesterday same sets too. but todae took K doubles wif Zack, it was shit lah we rowed like 12km. it was like super tiring and like my arms ached like hell...!!! Zack's stroke was like all screwed up he wasnt doin anything so i was like the one doing all the work, pushin the boat... it was like so irritatin and like tiring and like just crap... Ended up with like blisters on my hand an like abrasion on my shoulders... an my butt like cramped up. But cliff and shen jian did not even get out of tt small pond... dunno y K1 is like quite easi wat...

Ha the same thing happened todae but lucki onli for the last part in like the sprints and stuff. We both slid off our seats while sprintin, me to the left, zack to the right, veri funi but scari too. OMG joshua lim and BP an the b div guys r like super duper fast, they lapped us...by like 2 km... but then again we beat Adrain and Hadrain an IT IS the first time we use this boat

An later we like went to JW parti it was like soo fun. Hes dad is like the GM of Singapore Discovery Centre and we like went to there to play for his parti. It rawked. at first we like played paintball. We the blackies won, we owned in the team-based games lol. Cuz an I are like the perfect leap-froggers. it was like capture the flag and like we had a strategy. JW was like the one on the tower in our base providin cover fire like a sniper and like recon tellin us where were the flags and the other group- how they moved. TimLim was like our capture the flag guy, he did not carry his gun to carry less weight so he could run faster, he was the one who snatched the flag. MC and I provided covering fire for him it was so fun.

We were like"GOGOGO" then charged. JW shouted at us where enemies were an we RAN like siao. TIMLIM was like a streak of lightning he ran forward and snatched to flag and immediately ran back. MC and i were like firing non-stop covering his back... it was soo fun and like hyper. Then the marshals shouted at MC- there was like a flag in front of him, hidden so he ran forward and grabbed it. i didnt know an did not realised why he was running in front and just charged an followed him to cover his back .Then saw the flag in his hand and started shootin non-stop at the other team who by now was like surroundin him. This was like the fun part it was like MC and me against other 4 ppl... outnumbered 2 to 1. It was like soo cool what we did. We LEAP-FROGGED BACKWARDS ( yes backwards, ppl normally do that forwards), i covered him "powpowpow" (the guns used gas catridges and were REALI loud and heavi) at them and he ran back, an then I run back a short distance while he shoots at them, then i shoot he runs, an then he shoots i run, like this we took turns providin coverin fire while the other ran back it was reali cool. We did this all the way back to our base.

In the end we like shot all of them but JL for some reason didnt realised that he was technicali DEAD in the game rules. M and I shot him like ten times or something but he was wearin reali thick clothes and like went later "oh... reali i was hit... oh i didnt know..." ha it was soo fun. but andrew is like a super sharp-shooter in the balloon shootin part he like shot everything... guess cause hes like super strong and wif steadi hands cause he is like a bowler can keep the gun from recoiling... tts was like the best part. ha Josh it was a reali nice parti thnk yr mom and dad lolz. Oh man liverpool is losin 2.3 to WH gotta go watch the match now

BYE friends (paintball roxs)

2006-05-12T21:05:00.000+08:00

People can be so retarded sometimes...

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.

He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy about the broom and he told her where it was.

She then asked him to please go get it. The little boy informed his mom that he was afraid of the dark and didn't want to go out to get the broom.

His mother smiled and said 'The Lord is out there too, don't be afraid'. The little boy opened the back door a little and said 'Lord if you're out there, hand me the broom'.

20060513

2006-05-12T20:13:00.000+08:00

Had training today.. we ran like wat 6km or smething i think... wif pushups in between sets. Man felt so tired like wanted to faint or smething, my stamina has dropped has dropped even though i swam like what everyday.

And today I tried a new boat, local raptor, a kayak.It was soo freaky and scary and the K kept on sliding from side to side... super duper unstable, capsized like 4 times got owned by the boat... OMG was so feaky lost like 10 yrs of my life over the few hours in that boat. Remember once the Kayak slide out to the left an i ended up sittin on the edge of the boat, with the right leg stickin out to balance myself, the left in the boat,one hand holdin a paddle and the other like free... balacing too it was freakin scary an funny at the same time, Zack was like laughing at me when i asked him,"Zackery, get over here an help slide me back in... im sitting out on the edge...". Instead he saw me and started laughing... What a great friend... Tomorrow im gonna use a sponge so this doesnt happen again..

Eventually managed to slide myself back in without his help. ha exams are like over an life has become boring again... dun wanna go to school next week just want to stay at home and SLEEP. Anyway goin for training is funner than stayer at home... just hope that we are not running tmrw... taking K2 with Zack anyway... better, not so scary.

Watched Posiedon with friends todea and it was like soo scary i think i tt haf got a permenant fear of cruises now... if i do go i'll be sure to bring:
1)scuba tank
2)screwdriver
3)explosives
4)flare gun
an memorize the blueprints of the ship,it was soo freaky every1 was like dead an the dead ppl look so real... all the blood and stuff

100506

2006-05-10T21:49:00.000+08:00

Ha studying life sciences, its like the last paper due tmrw. Life science is soo boring an like damn chimonology cant understand a thing. Whats up wif this subject... not like it will help us anyway... im am so not growing up to become a garderner or a scientist... next year im guranteed NOT to choose BIO...

Man im gettin a goggles mark on my face looks weird...(too much swimming i guess) an today my doggy got pins and needles... he like couldnt move his leg for like 10 mins as so worried an scared... wheeww he recovered...

need to go back to studying... envy those tt finish their exams already...

I LOST ANOTHER TWO KGS(WONDER WHY DAMN THIN NOW 49kg, 1.66m tall)

SWIMMING LOSES WEIGHT BUT SAPS YOUR ENERGY(to all the fat people out there esp JW)

Fotos....

2006-05-05T21:36:00.000+08:00

Yay got my competition fotos today. a friend sent it to me, look funny in it though. Here is 1 of them. Ha today school was like so slack. Most of the day was free period given by the gracious teacher for us to studi, so like school was like super revision.
We were like up to our usual antics, making jokes in the classroom an like laughing an laughing. OMG todae Mr Terance Ng threw a TABLE at CHESTER. tts like so super bad, Chester was like crying outside the class. Think he pissed Mr Ng off real badly. Oops have to return to studying...

STRESSed.....

2006-05-03T23:52:00.000+08:00

Lotsa work these few days... totally swamped with stuff to do. Cant reali revise like this, wats up wif teachers? give so much work we need to revise u know... im like sleeping later an later cause of this. But i guess exams are like next week so it will last a short time only.

Haha my mum called me crazy todae. Cause im like taking up
1)28 or 23km (dunno) Kayaking marathon
2)5km long distance swim test
3)Gold Star (need to swim 30laps in long pyjamus an t-shirt... damn tiring)
4)Lifesavers course (after Gold Star... i get to kiss some dummies!!!)

An like today kept on sneezing dunno maybe some1 is toking bout me dun kw=) The most embarrassing thing happened todae, my contact lens was dry(i wear onli 1 side, got lazi eyes) an was like blinking my right eye and i think it was like i was winking... Guess wat, there was a group of fairfield gals directly in my line of vision. They thought i was winking at THEM an started toking, laughing an gigling at me...( not tt i wanted to... was busi puking). Wat a sua day...

Yindian Yalk

2006-05-01T18:31:00.001+08:00

I just got reminded of the language my class invented when i read something on the net. My class invented this to like remember our Com Studies teacher Mr Logan. Who is a fabulous teacher but talks in a funny way.( Sir we are not making fun of u just trying to remember u)

It goes like this

(Shake yr head as you read at the same time...)

1)Yei-ti is imp-io-tan

IT is important

2)Na-h Yei-ti Na-h va-rg

No IT no work

3)vun-two-yite mb

128 mb

4)mol-i-cue

mol-e-cule

5)in-puttt

input

6)ouc-t-putte

output

7)com-piu-ta

computer

Its just playing around with the words. Sorry if I offend anyone. No puns intended. Just tell me and i will take these down.

I am not a racist and this is not racism. Im just bored:)

Bored

2006-05-01T16:59:00.000+08:00

Past tense of bore.

Studied the whole day again, bored to death... need someone to talk to on MSN. Now is my break and got nothing to do so go Bloggin...!!!

oh man our tennis team got like silver in the nats. Lost to RI, but nvm tts gd man cause RI got like so many pro players. Went for the cheering session and like cheered my voice and lungs out for our team (esp Marcus, u rawk in tennis man). HAHA it was sure funny. The tennis guys were like "eat pork Abinaf" (no racisim or pun intended, just a joke to relieve the atmosphere) and like when we scored a point like "this shows that Jesus is better than Prohet Mohammund (again no racism or pun intended, im not racist).

After that the "eat pork" evolved to "eat mutton" and then " eat chicken"(just a joke,dun get worked up indians and malays) but i suppose chicken is okay for Muslims. Man overall, it was like a damn close match onli Justin and Ben Koh match we owned... the others were very close. The final score was like 3.2 but then good job guys esp Marcus and Brian Koh, u guys kick butt. Lolz.

Good luck for yr match today Lyn, dun ask how i know lolz.
Man studying for Exams suck.

OUR TENNIS TEAM RULZ THE WORLD (im not racist)

Exams..!!

2006-04-30T22:55:00.000+08:00

Exams incoming... oh man today was like freakin borin. Stayed at home an like mugged the whole day. An like later like went for swimming. The coach was like killing me.. swam smething like 40 laps thats 2 km in the water with pyjamus.. my arms are like crap so painful... argh i think im like gonna be bored too death. Watched Unleashed by Jet Li too. Man he is like such a pro fighter... played DOTA too, enjoyed myself but then had to do work first.
STUDY MUSHES THE BRAIN.